#average theatre conversation

[extraterrestreli]

“Bleeb. Resty! Stay.” -@swedisheek

[sweet-as-an-angel]

König w/ a Petite S/O

Warnings: 18+, Implications of smut, brief descriptions of smut, implications of masturbation, no pronouns used for Reader except 'You', fluff, teasing, soft König, mention of being stood up, profanity, etc.

AAAAAHHH

Before you and König even started dating, he often saw you around, and, as one's first thought of him would likely have been 'Tall', his first thought of you had been 'Small'.

More specifically, tiny perfect petite little angel for whom he had a nigh-baseless obsession over.

His hulking frame belied the agony he felt whenever confronted with the possibility of having to talk to anyone.

But you weren't just anyone.

Yet, he was still shit-scared that he'd end up making a fool of himself when he eventually plucked up the courage to speak to you, but his desperation to just hear you, to put a voice to your face, almost outweighed that crushing terror.

Almost.

You ended up initiating a conversation first upon seeing him reading the same book as you.

Your initial introduction seemed to make him jump out of his skin, but as you eased into a conversation, one which König became more and more responsive to, any social fear he'd felt thawed, giving way to an intellectual, eloquent König he often reserved for his thoughts alone; conversations with authors long dead and buried.

It all blossomed up from there.

The closer you become, the more comfortable König was with having physical contact with you, though he has dreamed of it for many nights prior to your meeting.

He was more concerned that you wouldn't be comfortable with him, but you surprised him by initiating first, linking your arm with his as you walked back from a movie theatre one evening.

The gesture was not inherently romantic, nor was it indicative of mere friendship. Somewhere right in the middle - an ephemeral in-between.

After that, König felt more confident with initiating first.

But he didn't want to seem too desperate.

You were back at his apartment (a common occurrence now, your friendship three months strong), watching a horror film, when a particular twist had you jumping, wanting to grip onto something for dear life.

König is an extremely attentive man, and he noticed this, and how you (conveniently) had nothing to hold onto.

Except for...

König took a leap of faith and slid his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer.

You looked up at him, the fear stiffening your features softening.

When you didn't pull away, König took that small step towards his (and hopefully your) end goal, already having breached the first chasm.

"Don't worry," he said, his accented voice light yet serious, eyes gleaming with promise. "I'll protect you."

From then on, you held hands everywhere you went.

'Platonically', of course (for now, at least).

König marveled at how much smaller your hand was than his.

He has a weak spot for when you wrap your fingers around just one of his fingers, making him feel even bigger than he already is.

His mind often strayed into muddy waters, wondering how big his cock would feel in your tiny hands - in your mouth.

König's not stupid; he knows he's massive compared to the average (and above-average) man.

But to have you see how big he is, to give him a doe-eyed look as you ask him if it'll "even fit", makes him unbelievably hard.

Has jacked off to the idea of that particular scenario multiple times, though he has felt the post-nut clarity and shame afterwards.

And yet, he still thought of you, your tiny body quivering and cum-drenched beneath him, used and spent after a long night with him.

It would seem our Austrian friend has been manifesting this whole time as, as luck would have it, that exact scenario occurred one evening after König had returned from a long mission.

You'd known each other for little over a year at that point, the romantic tension (or what König perceived as romantic tension) palpable between the two of you.

You'd come over to König's after your date (who König prayed would just disappear) stood you up.

Believe it or not, König actually had nothing to do with their disappearance, and for that he felt even worse.

At least then he knew they'd have a reason to not see you. But he was just as much in the dark as you were.

And you cried. Rightfully so.

You'd been looking forward to this date all week, and now you were left with a shattered ego and buckets of embarrassment strapped to your person like weights.

"Am I not attractive enough?" you hiccuped through tears, to which König vehemently shook his head.

You are the most enchanting creature I have ever seen, he wanted to say. But he couldn't. Not now. Not while you were vulnerable.

"Then why didn't he show up?" Your voice was partially muffled when you buried your head into the cushion König had supplied you with.

König's blood boiled beneath his skin, his teeth clenched and his hands balled into fists.

Someone - some bastard - had wasted an opportunity he'd have killed for.

Now he was almost wishing he had. Killed that fucker and taken you out instead.

König shuffled closer, already close enough that he could hear your hushed sobs.

He placed a hand on your shoulder and squeezed.

That seemed to make you feel better as you peeked up at König from the cushion.

"Can't believe I nearly missed our movie night for that prick."

"But you're here now, aren't you?" König said, softly, running a hand through your hair. "That's all that matters."

One thing led to another, and within the hour you were lay beside König, bedsheets crumpled and pulled just to your collarbones.

Your chest heaved as you regained your breath, body coated in a thin sheen of sweat, both yours and König's, the area between your legs wet and warm.

König had regained his breath and cautioned a look at you.

You were smiling. Whether it was the dopamine rush, your incredulity as to the evening's turn of events, or the fact that you'd finally done something you'd dreamed of for months.

You turned to König, catching the lulling glint in his eye.

"Well?" he said, smiling lazily. "Feel any better?"

General Headcanons

I've said it for Ghost, and I'm saying it here:

SIZE. KINK.

König thinks your height - or lack thereof - is something to behold in the same way that a kitten's mere existence can bring YouTube to its knees.

He holds you at any given opportunity: around your waist, by your ankle (when you're play-fighting), your hand - anywhere.

Enjoys teasing you, though does so very rarely (he's scared he might actually cause you to leave one day if he's too persistent).

Genuinely cannot get over how small you are. Like, how are you so small? Can't you just...be bigger?

Not that he would love you more if you were bigger, but given his sheer mass, he just cannot wrap his head around the fact that someone as tiny as yourself exists.

Then König remembers that people have said similar things to him - telling him to "Stop growing," (though in jest), and how he was gifted his height as you were gifted your lack thereof.

Will destroy anyone who even looks at you wrong.

And it won't be difficult for him to. Just look at him.

Goes feral insane manwhore mode if you sit on his chest and put your hands on him.

You look even smaller from where he's lay (even though you're on top).

Feels like he ascends every time you ask him to pass you something that's too high up for you to reach.

Does hide things higher up or in places you won't find them because he wants you to keep asking him to get you things.

Wear his shirts when he's around and he will literally die.

Has a thing about ownership when it comes to you. He just wants to have and possess every molecule of you.

And König will tear the skin from anyone or anything that stands in his way.

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Masterlist Masterlist [Continued] Masterpost Modern Warfare AI Masterlist

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[a-little-revolution]

Hi lovely, I hope you are well?

I saw the ask about the bathroom accommodations and it got me really interested in two things.

1) what are accommodations that are hLepful (trying to 'help' without actually considering the needs of the individual, for example the step not enabling independence and I imagine from prior posts that it would also cause strain on your joints? (Plus the whole hygiene side, run into that one myself with suggested accommodations) )

2) what accommodations would you want to see in public spaces (doesn't have to be bathroom related, this just showed me a gap in my awareness and I'd like to work on it so I can include more awareness whenever I'm partaking in conversations around accessibility. If you have prior posts do link them, the only one that's coming to my mind right now was discussing the lack of accessibility in hospitals)

Hope you have a good pain/energy day, and I really love your style!

Hello! Indeed, I spoke about some ways to make public spaces more accessible for little people here - particularly when it comes to public washrooms. Here's some more accommodations I'd love to see!

I would love to see more information/reception desks with varying heights! This is an excellent piece of infrastructure that allows little people (and wheelchair users) full access to the counter and a place to speak to an attendant.

In the realm of public counter tops - a huge point of inaccess for me is grocery store conveyor belts. They come to about my chest, which makes loading and packing very difficult. And the "accessible" lane is no different! Plus every grocery store I've been to makes the "accessible" lane also the express lane - so while I'm buying my load of groceries, there's always a disgruntled customer behind me - I've even been denied access for having too many groceries!

The self check out is even worse - in a world where we're now being ushered to interact with these robots instead of real people, I can't reach the screen or the debit machine! So either way I need to ask for help, which completely defeats it's purpose. I would love to see a more accessible option that is lower to the ground.

A second, lower handrail on public stairs is a must! I've seen these in children's hospitals and schools, and would love them to be common place. Average handrails often land at shoulder height or higher - they provide little to no stability or safety for little people.

An access issue that often gets overlooked is the height of public seating - this includes doctor's office chairs, modern theatre seating, bar stools, booths, and office swivel chairs. The irony of a disabled person not being able to sit down is one I come across on the regular. The number of times I've showed up for an interview and not been able to sit without assistance is absurd.

Having a variety of seating options, or providing public step stools (or a combination of the two) could be easy fixes to this issue. In hospitals I am seeing a slow shift towards even lower chairs and beds since this issue is not always unique to little people - anyone who has difficulty bending, sitting, or transferring from a wheelchair has this issue. Modern design needs to account for diversity, instead of steering towards minimalism.

Step stools are of course the easiest means of making public spaces more accessible for little people, but I want to point out that they're not always the be-all-end-all solution, and can actually just be a band aid to some problems. While stools are incredibly versatile, not everyone has the ability to use them and they can pose a hazard in certain situations. In points of high traffic, built-in steps are far safer and could even be designed to fold up when not in use - they can also account for weight and wear.

Additionally, when stools are option in public, it's vital that they be easily accessed and borrowed by patrons without the need for a special request. I've said it before, "If I have to ask for help, it's not accessible". In order for stools to be a viable accommodation, they should be as freely obtained as toilet paper.

[vind3miat0r]

seen this going around, thought i'd join in :)

things my boyfriend does/has done that are very Asher coded <3

once texted me at 2 AM asking if giving anal was criminal

can will and has serenaded me (and it was BEAUTIFUL it made me CRY)

invoked the fury of our friend group by asking if a hotdog was a sandwich

has a true crime hyperfix

also like gorey things

is chronically on twitter

hypes me up continually when i think a good art/fic/audio thought

remained the token straight+cis friend for about a year until he had a bi+trans awakening

theatre kid (derogatory) (affectionate)

“babe, you’re dating an NSFW writer AND artist”

sends stuff that sounds horribly out of context until he elaborates

insert btw/adhd creature here

smiles and nods when i send him my incoherent thoughts and analyses on Redacted lore (“i have no idea whats going on, but good for you!”)

average conversation between us: “BABE BABE” “WUH??” “*insert something insane*” “WHAT???”

as seen above, most commonly calls me “babe”

loves starkid musicals

unfortunately not a star trek fan, but i talk to him abt it and we’re gonna watch it together when we get our own place <3

joined in on the “youre not straight” jokes early on (in reference to my having scoliosis and being gay)

despite being orchidsexual, he is the kinkiest person ive ever met, PLEASE SIR YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES—

“do you have a piss kink?” “MJSJHDSJ WHAT??”

^ keyboard smashes

“‘look at that high-waisted man, he has feminine hips!’” “and i was like ‘NOOOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT’” “this is why i love you”

once sent me a very detailed message about how he would body that one goth chick from monster prom 2

“youre literally Asher” “who?”

the most supportive boy ive ever met augh i love him <3

one could also say that he’s Guy-coded :)

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

As a theatre fan who's gone from "weird niche indie stuff fan" to "Broadway fan" and then back, and as someone who's worked in theatre, I have a lot of thoughts about the whole Broadway ticket argument going down on twitter. But they basically boil down to:

Curt is right! The average Broadway ticket is too expensive for the average person and this is BAD!

If you dig into the costs of producing the shows, those tickets are (unfortunately) so expensive for reasons that are more than just "people at the top making the big bucks." Like everything else around us, theatre's been caught in the maw of late-stage capitalism. Because of this, those shows have to be expensive in order to survive and, frankly, we need the survival of the big, flashy, commercial stuff. Just as much as we need the weird little niche works.

And so it is productive to put them forward and promote all the ways a lot of them can be seen for less, especially for the benefit of those of us who love theatre but aren't NYC insiders. Because they are GREAT resources that people have poured so much into creating in the face of Capitalistic demands. So, yeah, Ayanna's right too!

But, again, the average ticket is too expensive and those resources, as great as they are, are not yet enough! Accessibility is more complex than just simple dollar signs on a singular ticket, anyways.

Because theatre has been swallowed by late-stage capitalism, the solution to this whole debacle is going to be way more creative/complex than just "lower the prices" or "keep it the way it is and promote rush/TKTS/etc." Personally, biased as I may be as a Starkid fan, I think New York fully embracing the pro-shoot model would be HUGE step.

Both Curt AND Ayanna have invested so much work into accessibility and the future of theatre, and neither of them deserve to be treated like the lesser voice in the conversation (which I've seen people on both sides try to do!). Both sides are bringing legitimate concerns to the table and it's so frustrating to see Curt being, like, the only one on twitter acknowledging that fact and trying not to discount the experience/knowledge of the opposite side. I hope he and Ayanna are both doing well and aren't feeling stressed in the face of this big ole' bit of social media drama that accidentally sparked.

So, yeah.

[aerospas]

Hello! :) I've really enjoyed all your posts so far. It feels like you understand these characters on an incredibly intimate level, and so many of your headcanons and characterizations hit the spot for me. Thank you so much for sharing these beautiful things you create with us! Looking through your writing brightens up my day every time.

If possible, I'd like to request a Star Trek matchup. I've only watched TOS, AOS and a bit of DS9 and TNG, but I'm completely open to any character that comes to mind regardless of series and gender.

I'm a transmasc enby and lean towards masc or androgynous presentation. I have dark brown eyes and wavy hair. I have a bit of grey hair from stress and a single dimple that shows when I smile or purse my lips. My height and build are on the lower end of average and I've been told I have fairly broad shoulders.

My MBTI is INFP. I'm reasonably sure my enneagram is 4w5, but I could be wrong. I'm neurodivergent and that factors into a lot of my personality and worldview. I'm an old soul. I have a variable social battery, but I am always there for people when it matters the most. I feel things quite deeply, but I strongly believe that emotions and logic go hand in hand, and as a result have a pretty high EQ.

I'm very easygoing and approachable, and like to make lots of friendly acquaintances in my daily life. I try to connect a bit with everyone I can strike up a conversation with regardless of age. I care a lot about people and I think people would generally consider me sweet or easy to get along with. With my closer friends, I'm maybe the dad friend counterpart to our other mom friend. I'll be silly with them but am usually the first to go no-nonsense when they need a voice of reason. My brand of humor is quite deadpan, but I laugh a lot at my friends' antics. I will only sass or give a ribbing to people I consider fairly good friends, but make sure to avoid any sore spots.

I'm passionate but not really competitive and thrive in environments where everyone really loves what they do. I have no problem taking on leadership roles or otherwise. I generally serve as a mediator for conflicts, and don't mind speaking up for other people's needs. Otherwise, I'm somewhat easily embarrassed and prefer to deal with problems myself instead of asking people to go out of their way to help me.

I gravitate towards creative mediums like art, reading and writing, music and theatre, but also have a soft spot for anthropology and biology. I really like talking to and connecting with other people. It is pretty easy for me to find beauty in all sorts of places and people and things, and one of my favorite things to do is to take things slow and focus on the little things for a while.

I'm demisexual, sex-positive, and probably ambiamorous. My love language is words of affirmation then physical touch, in that order. Gender doesn't really factor into my attraction for someone and I find people attractive because of who they are as a person, not how they present. I'm most drawn to people who are fundamentally kind but are unafraid to push me to think about things from more perspectives. I feel like the basis for my attraction is first and foremost the capacity for a strong bond built around trust and communication.

-🪁

from the original series, i'd pair you with, spock!

with your introspective and empathetic nature, spock would find himself drawn to your depth of understanding and your unique perspective on life. initially intrigued by your combination of logic and emotion, he would appreciate the way you balance your feelings with rationality, much like he does himself. your gentle demeanour and quiet strength would complement spock's reserved nature. your capacity for understanding others' emotions, despite your own occasional struggles with vulnerability, would resonate with spock's own internal conflict between logic and emotion; he would admire your ability to navigate the complexities of human interaction with grace and compassion.

from deep space nine, i'd pair you with, kira nerys!

kira would admire your courage and resilience, seeing in you someone who understands the importance of fighting for justice in the face of adversity. initially, she might be cautious around your easygoing nature, unsure of how to reconcile it with your deep sense of purpose, but she would come to trust your sincerity and reliability. your willingness to mediate conflicts and support those in need would resonate strongly with kira, who shares your dedication to protecting others.

[pseudonymphomania]

This is the first time I've made something for my own MC. "Dear Love" refers to my IRL partner, whom I pretend to write to about my adventures in the Devildom.

I play the game as everyone's platonic friend. I am asexual and enjoy Queer Platonic Relationships for myself. I also play matchmaker in my own Devildom universe.

My attributes: average height. Black hair styled with a medium hold matte pomade. Brown eyes. Beauty mark under my nose. Dimple on one side of my face.

Clothing: Prefer formal wear over casual. Suspenders over belts. Monochromatic colours or loud ostentatious patterns, no in-between. Comfy dress shoes in black or brown but open to other colours to match outfits; I'm wearing leather monkstrap shoes in the picture. Metal accents like tie clips are crucial. Got laser eye surgery but sometimes wears fake glasses to feel something on my face. Satchel contains good pens, quality paper, and workstation. Fitbit on my wrist to count every step I take to solve the problems of the day.

Personality: wry and dry humour. Workaholic. Lifelong learner. The Parent Friend. Always happy to help. Frontline tendencies.

Skills: technical writing, sewing and clothing construction, trades and mechanics, hair cutting, musician (piano and guitar), singer and actor (theatre), novelist, artist

Likes: obtaining new skills and making new friends. Justice. Equity.

Dislikes: misunderstandings, situations that could have been handled effectively but weren't. Unclear communication.

Occupation before I got Isekai'd: Director of Operations

Character I relate to the most: Lucifer

Character I would date if I was inclined: Diavolo, because he reminds me of my actual partner.

The reason I ship DiaLuci so hard: I love my partner the most and this is a mirror to that, right down to situations and actual conversations we have had in real life. The narrative potential. Other reasons.

My MC and OM Characters in my Devildom:

Lucifer: would smugly tell me that I've used a comma splice and I'd tell him to "shove a semi-colon in it". He's my bestest friend in the entire Devildom. We go to cafes and bookstores and go shopping for office supplies. I tell him to stop working so hard and he stares at me like "You're the one telling me this? The audacity." I needle him about his crush and he tells me to fuck off but his face is red.

Mammon: my other bestie but in a wildly different way. He brings out the shit-disturber in me. We play billiards together and play for treats. I disapprove of his gambling but am all-in on the shopping. He takes me out to all the best food places. "Try this, Beckett, you'll really love it." Meanwhile it's some sort of Devildom Atrocity, but somehow it's still good.

Levi: my nerd friend. I bring him offerings and leave them outside his door. We play games often with Mammon and I kick their butts at fighting games, but get wrecked when I have to make choices. We stay up hellishly late and I wake up with chocolate on my face. "Lets do this again: ive got the hottest new dating sim to try!" We are both groggy and destroyed and i have to go to work, but I agree to come back tonight.

Asmo: my favourite boy toy. He's stylish as hell and knows what looks good on anybody. Hes my personal stylist. I cut his hair in exchange. Just like with Mammon I go shopping with Asmo, except he knows all the good places for clothing and knows where all the thrift stores are. "It doesnt have to be new and expensive to look good honey!" I agree. I cuddle with Asmo the most because he loves touch.

Satan: my boy thirsts for knowledge and I do too. We skill-trade and fan over cats. Unfortunately I'm very allergic, but I appreciate them from afar and draw cats for him to hang in his book-filled room. "Do you want to come to the cat Cafe with me?" Oh Satan. He's his father's son alright, but he's just as much of a shit disturber as Mammon. He teaches me fun curses to use on people but I'm content with just knowing it.

Beel: when I'm tired Beel carries me back home and talks about the science behind calories and energy retention in relation to demonic body types. He enjoys cooking and I love testing recipes on him, but I have to swat him away from eating it before it's done. We do exercises together and buff up together. "I can almost see your six pack, haha".

Belphie: he's my sleepy boy. He can be irrational sometimes but I put a blanket over his head to shake him out of it and he snuggles closer. I play him songs on piano and guitar and sing him to sleep, but then I also end up quite sleepy. He's like a son to me and I lecture him often. I try to keep him and Satan from screwing with Lucifer too much. I'm a double agent in the anti Lucifer league lol

Diavolo: i enjoy it when he regales me with Devildom laws, traditions and customs. He speaks of how the executive branch and legislative branch operates in the context of his kingdom and I suggest to strengthen certain areas of his constitution to bring his vision of equity and interrealm relations to the forefront. I am also a shit disturber and needle him about his crush. "You are asking beyond your means, Beckett. Forgive me if I don't answer." Hm... yes, of course. Sorry.

Barbatos: I learn how to be the most efficient I can be from someone who is the most efficient. He is skilled in everything and I must learn from the best. I'm his best student and I'm a teachers pet so i love to hear it. He's been and seen everything and he is an excellent linguist. He is poetry personified in the every day. "Don't let Solomon ruin you too much." I won't!

Solomon: I use my knowledge of mechanics and trades and recontextualise it to be an artificier and create magical items. He is also one to bring out the shit disturber in me and I have almost become Thirteen just from the incidentally nonsense stuff I make. "Oh that's an interesting effect. I wonder what will happen if I give this to Barbatos". Solomon, dude. Do you want to get murdered. Is that what you're into.

Simeon: he is my sweetest and chillest boy. My bestie to talk about justice and relationality with. When I'm insecure and feel like people don't like me as much as they do, he reassures me and tells me stories of his own relationships. "There is nothing wrong with stepping back. Once you've regained your sense of self, you'll be able to pursue the path of friendship again and people will be ready to receive you."

Luke: he is like my son. I make sure he doesn't get nightmares because he seems to have a hard time acclimating to his demonic environment. He teaches me how to bake so that I can make some cakes that look like real inanimate objects and eat them in front of people, to their shock.

Mephisto: I am like Lucifer 2.0. He doesn't really like me but I have no hard feelings toward him.

Thirteen: my Bae. She's a delight but I have to make sure her shenanigans don't cause too much damage in the area or accidentally kill me. I would date her after Diavolo if I was inclined to do that.

I hope you enjoyed seeing my experience and interpretation of the game from my point of view. Everyone's MC journey is very personal to them and I do not believe there is a wrong way to enjoy the game. Thank you for reading. :)

[stereopticons]

Get to know me MORE

Thanks for the tag, @kiwiana-writes!

1. Were you named after anyone? No, though my mother and I do have the same middle name

2. When was the last time you cried? Last night, because I don’t know how to be a functional human with the right amount of muchness

3. Do you have kids? No

4. What sports do you play/have you played? I swam (reasonably well) and played soccer (very badly) as a kid. Fencing in college. I’ve done several types of dance over the years. Now, I don’t do much.

5. Do you use sarcasm? I would never do such a thing.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? I never know how to answer this question. Hands? If they’re wearing cool glasses? Their overall vibes? Man I don’t know.

7. What’s your eye color? Hazel

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Either/both, stop making mspecs choose things. <- leaving MJ’s answer because they are correct

9. Any talents? Making any conversation weird and awkward.

10. Where were you born? Southern US

11. What are your hobbies? Writing, reading, cooking/baking, community theatre, music, being weird on the internet

12. Do you have any pets? Three cats

13. How tall are you? Extremely average.

14. Favorite subject in school? Band, English, German. Truly baffling how I ended up in the career that I did.

15. Dream job? I just want someone to pay me to do my hobbies, but without the pressure of having to do them for money instead of fun.

Tagging @blackandwhiteandrose @hippolotamus @mostlyinthemorning @alienajackson @rosedavid @roseapothecary @jettestar and anyone else who wants to play

[merakinest]

TALK: CLONE HIGH> INDIE VERSION UPDATE

Ever since I was watching Clone High reviews on YouTube, I checked on this and thought "Should I make them the 4 new casts instead of the official new main casts?" I mean that doesn't mean I'm discarding them, but the thought of this happening kinda just makes sense, imo.

(Shoutout to @/snowbunnie1113 for this)

I recently just sketched Jackie Onassis, Mark Antony, J.W.B and Giles of Rais/Bluebeard

•Jackie Onassis:

Jackie is labeled as an introverted Good-at (category of the teacher's pet or an overachiever) that would be reserved and nice but would be manipulative (not on a Cleo-level), an unintentional snob and, depending on the person and/ or situation, not so classy person. Her partner was Mark Antony until she was fed up of him showing off to everyone that Jackie is his girlfriend and she wants someone to get closer to her intimately and with care, which he failed to do. She at least has just a bit of sense of morality to know when she's crossing the line, but she never learns from her mistakes.

• Mark Antony:

Mark Antony was labeled as cool, athletic jock, but things will never be the same by the time he sees the Gen 1 beautiful and conceited, Cleo and he would go through limits in order to get her desire. Most teens see him now as a simping Jock or "a main character of a harem sitcom" (it never helped when he's stupid rich and Cleo was ready to manipulate the ish out of him[don't worry, tho. There will be a funny build-up between them]). Mark would be obnoxious, gets angry easily and is way too self-serving. His partner was Jacqueline Onassis until she was fed up of him showing off to everyone that Jackie is his girlfriend and she wants someone to get closer to her intimately and with care, which he failed to do. He at least has a sense of empathy to those whom he trusts (specifically to all Gen2 and especially Julius Ceasar for historical jokes and ish). Unfortunately, this guy rivals against all Gen 1 male.

• Johnny W. Booth:

Johnny is labeled as a Theater Floater (a teen that, despite not having a particular group to be with, everyone fw). He would be both relatable and humorous who babysits kids because of both cash and being kind to them but that doesn't mean he's okay. The guy's a superstitious and paternalist school acting mess. Ironically, when it comes to acting, he does it 2x better than the original John Wilkes Booth. For some damn reason, I made him friends with Giles of Rais/Bluebeard, a hot-headed kid-hating reckless bastard ( quite the opposite of him ), but y'know what they say: Opposites attract. He's way too close-minded to the point that would make an average close-minded person be open-minded. If you ask, yes, he meets Abe, but the silence is loud between their conversation. Johnny always had this...akward feeling and presence when Abe is around.

•Giles of Rais:

Giles is labeled as a popular hot-headed dumbass (he's not a bully, just a jerk) that would be surprisingly elegant but would be fearless, a worse handsome mess than JWB. For some damn reason, I made him friends with Johnny W. Booth, a close-minded theatre superstitious relatable floater ( quite the opposite of him ), but y'know what they say: Opposites attract.

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That aside, I also found clothes for them

As simple as possible and as less contrast as well.

Here are the sketches:

(Jackie's pose is a very big inspiration from @spxgeth11, I hope the artist doesn't get mad about this I just love the sketches of the artist)

Out of all these 4,

Jackie's the most level-headed

Mark Antony's the most empathetic

Johnny's the most close-minded

Bluebeard's the most impetuous/impulsive

WORST "Friend Group" to Ever Conceive, lol

NOW, we can talk about the ideas...

I'll check some ideas and shoutout comments to not take ALL the credit, I'll be back...

11:33 IE pm: Okay! I'm back

Here are some comments that I would love to try and make as a scene:

Shoutout to:

@/balthasar6091

@/TheCasualGamr

@/minthemadnezz200

@/rockymac04

@/heath6802

...and I'll be thinking about jokes and plots myself when having to draw my Indie Version of Clone High

P.S: if anyone wants their Clone High OC to be a minor or recurring character, send me a message, I'll be happy to sketch, draw and design

👍🏾

~Charlie Tiko Obadiah

[extraterrestreli]

“she fear on my less till i it feels like morning and cady’s the sun” -@swedisheek

[poppypirate]

Oppenheimer. Folks, Oppenheimer. Wow. Just... wow. I saw the film last night, and I'm still reeling from the after-effects. It's going to be hard getting this out of my system, but I'm going to try.

1) The screen. I know the whole movie's shot in IMAX or whatever (I'm sorry I'm not good with the technical terms) and that the best cinematic experience would be in an IMAX theatre - but I know so many people who are waiting on IMAX 2D seats because of the exorbitant ticket prices. The price of an IMAX 2D ticket at cinema halls in my area are literally 3-4 times the price of an average ticket. It's kind of ridiculous. It's honestly okay to watch the film on any screen; in my opinion, in no way does it ruin the experience.

2) Cillian Murphy. I honestly don't know what to say. Just... him. His look and acting is absolutely phenomenal. He was perfect as the man. And not to mention,,, he's so hot. All the nude shots were a pleasure. <3

3) THE CINEMATOGRAPHY. Oppenheimer's most vulnerable shots, the most visceral imaginings of his mind, were shot in the most amazing ways possible. People blurring in Oppenheimer's gaze? The terrifying blank silences? Some shots of this kind gave a very very real impression of what anxiety feels like to me, and in this regard, the film made me feel very... seen. The screen trembling when he had to give uncomfortable answers? The rapid staccato beats when he got anxious? I'm not presuming what Oppenheimer's issues were, but for me, the projection of anxiety was very real, and made me almost tear up.

4) The writing, the "bigger picture" plotline, the dialogue and wordplay - it was all just pure, pure genius. It was a literal, breathtaking masterpiece.

5) I wish more people could understand the film. All of humankind deserves access to this kind of conversation, and it made me sad that so many people couldn't understand or relate to what was happening in the film, and retreated to their phones. It's such an important story to be told; it's a pity it isn't more approachable.

[linwelinwrites]

Man of Honour

Click here to read it Fandom: Harry Potter Rating: Teen and Up Word count: 17,124 words (around 1.2 hs at average reading speed) Status: Complete (10/10 chapters) Ship: Astoria Greengrass / Justin Finch-Fletchley (background) Tags: Friendship, Fluff, Humour, Draco POV, Fake/Pretend Relationship (Platonic), Draco & Astoria friendship, Epilogue? What Epilogue? Summary:

“You should find some local pureblood to string along for a while to get your parents off your back,” Draco said, attempting to cheer her up, if only for a moment.

He didn’t expect her head to snap up, her eyes wide. A brilliant smile grew across her whole face.

“Draco, that’s brilliant!”

Astoria fell in love with a muggleborn, which means she will be disowned when her parents find out. Draco agrees to help her deceive her parents to get both her inheritance and a happy ending.

A story about friendship, freedom, and telling bigots to go fuck themselves.

This fic began in the r/Fanfiction discord server (which is unsurprising), when a conversation with a fellow writer turned into a plot bunny (which is even less surprising). I turned into a gift fic for this person, who was my source of inspiration and encouragement. It began as a ficlet, but quickly snowballed into a full-fledged multichapter.

I had a lot of fun tweaking existing workskins and designing my own to give this fic a special feel with the letters and the newspaper articles. I'm working on a custom set of dividers as well that I hope to implement very soon.

I hope you give it a shot and enjoy it even a fraction of how I enjoyed writing it!

Update: The divider is done! I decided to do only one after all. You can see it in this post, right above the cut. I really like how it turned out. I knew I wanted little winks to things that happen in the fic, but the theatre masks were a spur-of-the-moment decision. After all, Draco and Astoria are acting, so I thought it'd be fitting. What do you think?

[my-adhd-gremlin-blog]

Right! I have caught up, so I am going to share my thoughts on the finale.

OBVIOUSLY, spoilers ahead.

I really do try so hard not to take sides when watching everyone's POVs, because I genuinely enjoy watching all the CCs. They each have something unique that they bring to the table and they all deserve the win. However, I can't help but form unconscious biases as each season plays out. In 3rd Life, my biases were with Grian, Scar and Ren. I didn't really engage with Last Life as much, because there were a lot more POVs and I found it hard to keep up with, so I honestly didn't mind who won, as long as it wasn't Grian because he'd won the first season. In Double, I found myself rooting for Martyn, Joel and Pearl (mostly Pearl, because there was something quite satisfying about the woman who had been rejected by all the other players taking the victory). Finally, in Limited Life, I once again rooted for Martyn, as well as Tango and Impulse (and a small bit for BigB, too).

I am so happy for Martyn. In my mind, a Martyn victory really had been a long time coming. He puts so much effort into his videos, taking care to make his POV as enjoyable for his viewers as it can be. His lore is exciting, it gives the community a launchpad to make fan content from. He 100% deserved this win. Well played, good sir.

Also, I'd like to add that the "Theatre Kids" keep winning (Grian is definitely an honorary theatre kid *side eyes his HC season 6*). I can't stop thinking about a chat Gem had with Oli on an Empires stream, in which she said that the Hermits are bad at PvP, making her look good in comparison. On Empires, she's just average, as proved when Oli took her down in PvP in the same conversation. So when they converge in the Life series, it's the Theatre Kids versus the STEM Kids, and the Theatre Kids keep winning.

And they do it with ~Flare~ 🤣

(Edit: The conversation between Gem and Oli was during the stream in which they built the Dawnipeligan passage, I believe, if you aren't too sure what I'm referring to. Also, it would be nice to see STEM Kid win, if we get another season, but their traps are horrible 😭🤣)

[frogofalltime]

29.02.2024

it was definitely worth it to go to my 10am lecture today because we learned about frogs and the teacher even brought in a preserved dead frog for us to hand round the class which was. interesting

then i was walking to the library and bumped into my friend. we were then promptly drawn into conversation with the christian society who were doing mission near the students union. it was actually a very interesting conversation.

after we eventually left i went to the shop to get some food and took it to the library to eat while i worked on an assignment. i ended up eating an entire baguette (after memorialising it in a photograph for some reason). it was very tasty but i felt kind of sick afterwards.

then i realised i was late for class so i ran to the lecture theatre and i couldn't sit with robin because there were too many people in the way and i was too stressed to do anything except sit in the nearest possible seat to the door. the lecture was not too confusing but i felt really tired and had a Bad Time.

after that i calmed myself down by writing a post for @animal-of-the-day about spider monkeys. then i went to mentoring. i told my mentor about the Situation with my parents and she made me hot chocolate and said she will find out what the university can do to support me in case the worst thing happens.

then immediately after mentoring was another lecture. by now i was barely functioning and i literally fell asleep with my head buried in my jacket on the desk. my friend woke me up when the lecture ended and i followed her home and then fell asleep again on the sofa.

at some point i was woken up by another friend throwing a toy monkey at the wall and yelling loudly, which sounds bizarre but its just an average occurrence in that house. then the friend from earlier (the conversation with the christian society) was making pasta and they offered me some, and of course i said yes because i was hungry and also free food is the best. they are also a really good cook, maybe it's because they're vegan, maybe it's just because i love them, but it was the best pasta i have ever eaten.

i saw robin briefly while he was cooking and i was washing the dishes, but we were both too tired to talk much. i proceeded to procrastinate for ages before i finally got the energy to walk home.

i struggled a lot but i finally took a shower and ate some toast with peanut butter and honey. i was very hungry so i ate a Lot of toast. probably half my loaf of bread. idk why my appetite is so big recently. i also wrote another post for @animal-of-the-day.

due to the day i was having i hadn't had the chance to pray yet so i had to make up all five prayers at once, which was really annoying. i need to get better at praying on time especially on days i have class.

finally i went to bed and i was so tired but people were being noisy around my building so idk when i fell asleep, maybe around 2am.

[talon-the-hawk]

Even MORE Incorrect D19 Quotes

Valeri : Whoa, Alexandru, what’s up with that angry face? Alexandru: Valentin won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”. Valentin: But they were! Just looks at all their gods- Alexandru: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

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Alexandru: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Valentin: No. Valeri : No. Alexandru: Didn't think so.

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(During DARKWOODS)

Tim: I’m a reverse necromancer! Larissa: Isn’t that just- Jamie: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Tim. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Tim. Fuck you.

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Jamie: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Larissa: They do. Kate: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Jamie: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much. Kate: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad. Jamie: And I reserve that right! After all.... Jamie: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879! Kate: There were no movies made in 1879. Jamie: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping! Matt: Oooh! Let’s go ask Valentin if he saw it in theatres!

(Yes, he did in fact see it in theatres-)

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Kate: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”. Larissa: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD?? Kate: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER! Matt: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER???? Jamie: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

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Kate, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Jamie: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Larissa, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Kate, spraying Jamie: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Jamie: Dude, I forgot- Kate: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Valentin: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

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Valentin: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Dracula: Well, that was entirely predictable. Valentin: One of them punched a gang member. Dracula: Valeri? Valentin: Alexandru, actually. Dracula: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Kate: What’s the announcement, Matt? Matt: It’s a lecture. Jamie’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. Larissa: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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Valeri: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution. Alexandru: You could lose a few. Dracula: You could be less lazy. Valentin: Don’t be such a bitch. Valeri: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Jamie: THEY COME SEASONALLY! Jamie: THEY COME EVERY YEAR! Kate: What- Larissa, are they drunk again- Jamie: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO! Jamie: WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Larissa: What does WHAT mean? Matt, who is the only one who knows what Valentin is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom- Kate: WHAT THE FUCK DID JAMIE FIND IN THE BATHROOM? Jamie: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL- Jamie: IN L.A. Jamie: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME! Kate and Larissa : Oh, for fuCKS SAKE Jamie-

[heliza24]

Ask game: 8 and 19

8. What's your favorite scene in season 2?

My favorite scene in season 2 is in 2.5, when Wilhelm and Simon are discussing Crisis but actually they're talking about their relationship. It feels very theatre-y to me, in a good way. I love when conversations work on multiple levels like this, and you can feel the truth living just below someone's words.

The way Sara shuts it all down with the equivalent of a very autistic eye roll always makes me laugh too.

Honorary Mention goes to Simon whiffing Wilhelm with the dodgeball, because I find it really funny and it's such a perfect distillation of Simon's character (which I would describe as one half righteousness and one half mischief if I were doing it in equations).

19. What's a headcanon you have about any of the characters?

So I think people sometimes forget that Simon is not Omar, and they imagine that Simon's ambitions are to become a famous popstar. But Simon has never enjoyed being in the spotlight, and I think his gifts lie more in creation than in stardom.

I like to think that as an adult he will become a successful songwriter and producer (but not necessarily a recording artist of his own work).

@bluedalahorse and I sometimes talk about how we think Simon might want to go abroad for school, so I envision him coming to Berklee in Boston to study music. In my ideal little future timeline, Wilhelm steps out of the line of succession, and maybe he comes too and goes to BU or Emerson to study psychology. Wilhelm would probably still need to have security and his life wouldn't be exactly like an average college student's, but I think he could still have a good experience and be happy studying.

Wilhelm and Simon go through a lot of growing and maybe break up for a few years but end up back together again in the end. And Simon spends a semester at Berklee's Spain campus and does an oral history project about the history of Golden Records (this is a reference to Blue and I's other favorite show, 45 RPM, which you all should definitely watch).

I hope this little future timeline was an acceptable headcanon!